Haiku Hour

For those of you who don't know, a haiku is a Japanese poem that consists of 17 syllables divided into three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. I used to write these for fun when I was younger (I once wrote a collection of them for a college creative writing class assignment and called it "Haikus from Hell," much to my instructor's amusement) and I figured that since I've been getting back into Japanese culture that I would try my hand at them again. Bear with me:

Bunny in my yard
What could it possibly want?
I have no carrots

Intruder alert
Enemy cat detected
Wait it's just TV

Band rehearsal space
A stage show in my garage
Practice on Sunday

Look I made a meme!
Almost no one got the joke
Play Doki Doki

Why buy fancy beds?
Cats love cardboard containers
Boxtown, U.S.A.

As Captain America says: I can do this all day. But I'll spare you and stop here. For now.