Thursday, February 2, 2023

Talking To My TV

If you've been reading this blog for some time, then you know that I occasionally (often) talk to my TV. Usually it's to say things like "what the (heck)??" when plot twists occur or "good job, show," when the story beats line up with my expectations and make me feel stuff. Recently, however, I've caught myself saying other things, like:
Netflix: Hey
Me: What
Netflix: You know we have Season 2 of Demon Slayer now
Me: I know, you keep showing me the thumbnail
Netflix: So why aren't you watching it
Me: Because Hulu's had it for a long time now, along with Season 3
Netflix: You have Hulu?
Me: Yeah
Netflix: Oh
Me: Don't be jealous
Netflix: I'm not
Me: Then why did you cancel Warrior Nun
Netflix: uhh

(While watching the new season of The Legend of Vox Machina on Amazon Prime)
Me: This episode is just like Avatar! The bending one, not the Pandora movies
Amazon Prime: Right?
Me: And Keyleth's dad is even named Korrin, which is kind of like Korra
Amazon Prime: You're so observant
Me: And the show is called "The Legend of...", like "The Legend of Korra"
Amazon Prime: Wow
Me: You're just humoring me, aren't you?
Amazon Prime: uhh

(While watching the new season of The Bad Batch on Disney+)
Me: This episode is just like Breath of the Wild!
Disney+: Um, no it's not
Me: Yes, it is! With the traps and the large mecha creature that shoots a laser beam from its mouth and everything
Disney+: It's a totally original idea, I assure you
Me: I think somebody was like, "hey, I want to do an homage to Breath of the Wild" and so they wrote this episode
Disney+: We are Star Wars. People copy us, not the other way around
Me: Whatever

(While watching Ant-Man and the Wasp)
Boots (sitting in front of the TV): Why are you watching this again
Me: Because I want to get prepared for the new Ant-Man movie next month
Boots: Haven't you seen this movie like, a million times already
Me: No. Now please move
Boots: No
Me: C'mon, man
Boots: Feed me
Me: It's not feeding time, and you know it
Boots: Pay attention to me. Not this movie
Me: I pay attention to you all the time
Boots: No you don't
Me: Yes I do
Boot: No you don't
Me (sigh): Fine

Yes, I also talk to my cats.

Thursday, January 26, 2023

Things I'm Looking Forward To In 2023 That I Did Not Realize I Was Looking Forward To Three Weeks Ago (An Addendum Post)

For the original post from three weeks ago, click here (I won't rickroll you, I promise), or just scroll down.
- The Last of Us on HBO Max. Wow. So good. Two episodes in so far, with seven more to go, lasting through March. I've been hearing about the video game that the show is based on for years now, but I have to admit I've never played it, as I live in a Playstation-less, Nintendo-exclusive household. That may need to change. Anyway, when the show debuted, I figured I should give it a shot, even though I'm pretty burnt out on the whole zombie apocalypse genre in general...and I was not disappointed. Maybe it's the single dad thing? Who knows.

- Speaking of the single dad thing, how I could have forgotten to include season three of The Mandalorian (coincidentally starring Pedro Pascal from The Last of Us) and the rest of the Star Wars slate in my previous post? There's season two of The Bad Batch (which started the day before my previous post - again, how did I miss that? I literally just watched it), season two of Star Wars: Visions (the anime collaborations), Ahsoka, and Skeleton Crew.

- The fifth and final (boo) season of Aggretsuko, dropping February 16

- Season two of Invincible, coming "late 2023"

- The Harley Quinn Valentine's Day Special, dropping February 9

- Having siding repairs done to my house. Yes, I know, boring. But it wasn't something that I had expected or anticipated three weeks ago, and then all of sudden I saw a spot of what is probably dry rot on the side of my house as I drove past it. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Frankly, I'm pleasantly surprised that it's taken this long (I've lived in the house for over 21 years, and the house itself is around 27 years old). Getting it fixed is nowhere near as enjoyable as watching a new episode of a fun TV show (and will be way more expensive than a streaming service), but I'll be glad to have it done.

Thursday, January 19, 2023

Volume Seven and Eight (?!) Status Update

More than a couple of months have passed since the last Volume Seven status update. During that time, I did what I said I was going to do and stepped away from the manuscript for a bit while I turned my attention to other projects (namely, the Spring Suite of Four-D) as well as the holiday season.
I did return to it sooner than expected, however, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that it didn't need as much fixing up as maybe I had originally thought. I was happy and satisfied with the overall story itself, which is huge. There was just a medium-sized list of things that needed tweaking, and after I crossed them all off, I put the draft away again for a little while.

At that point, since I didn't have a next volume to work on (more on that later), I started a complete read-through of the whole series (well, actually not complete, I started at Volume Two) to make sure everything flowed nicely into Volume Seven and that I hadn't forgotten or misremembered any important details. This process culminated in a read-through of Volume Seven itself, during which I made little changes and edits as I went along.

Now I'm in the final polishing stage, which is when I read the thing over and over again, making tweaks until I reach the point when I can do an entire read-through (or two) without changing anything. At that point, I'll know it's ready to be shipped off for a line edit. I'm not sure exactly when that will happen, but I'm guessing sometime within the first half of this year, which sets us up for a launch in the late summer or early fall. (Editor's note: it's going to happen by March 7, which is when I've arranged with my editor to send her the manuscript. Also, I think I might shoot for a launch date in late July, which is 11 years after the launch of Volume One and also Joel and Felicity's birthdays.)

As for any subsequent volumes, if you've been following along, you know that while the main story arc of the Joel Suzuki series ends with Volume Seven, I've long been considering writing four additional volumes that would be sort of "post-adventures" or stories set outside the main arc (more details are in this post from six years ago). I have a few pages of notes for what these stories could possibly be, but I'm not really set on any of them at the moment, and I've also been considering taking a break - maybe even a really, really long one - before I embark on that journey. We shall see.

Anyway, stay tuned for more updates!

Thursday, January 12, 2023

Anime Roundup: Attack On Titan Edition

Okay, normally I wait until I've seen all or most of five or six different anime shows before I write one of these roundup posts. But this time, I had to make an exception and talk about this one while it was still fresh in my mind. And which one is that, you ask?

Well, as the title of this post suggests, it's Attack on Titan.
Believe it or not, I actually tried watching this show years ago, even before I had signed up for Netflix and my anime fandom really took off. As I said in the very first Anime Roundup post back on May 31, 2018, "I managed to get through about ten episodes before the momentum just kind of petered out." At the time, the whole thing just seemed pretty bleak and basic: creepy zombie giant eats a kid's mom, kid swears revenge and signs up for a quasi-military group that kills said zombie giants, training montage ensues in which kid seems mostly incompetent. I mean, where could this possibly go, right? Kid will probably get better with the help of friends, then will kill the giant in some huge climactic battle thus saving the whole town, yay everybody's happy the end.

As you know, though, if you've been reading these posts, after a while I learned that sometimes you just have to stick with a show, give it some time, and your patience will eventually be rewarded. I found this out with stuff like Kill la Kill and Gurren Lagaan, both of which became huge favorites of mine after I had initially given up on them. And so, a few years after my initial foray, I gave AoT another shot, and boy was I pleasantly surprised. As I said in this Anime Roundup post from February 25, 2021, "like a Titan eating humans, I consumed the whole 25-episode first season (which is all that's available on Netflix) in a matter of days. I now see why it's so popular, and I may have to sign up for Hulu just so I can watch the rest of it, dangit." It was much more layered and nuanced than I had originally thought, with several moments where I literally said "what the heck??" out loud to my TV (except I didn't actually say "heck," I used a different word that cannot be printed in a family blog).

So then after that, the months went by, during which time I actually did sign up for Hulu, but being distracted by other shiny shows (My Hero Academia, Spy x Family, and non-anime offerings like Letterkenny and Solar Opposites), I somehow forgot about my plan to hop back aboard the Titan-attacking train. Then one day a few weeks ago, Hulu recommended for me, as it does, something called Attack on Titan: Junior High.
Listed as "comedy," I was instantly intrigued, given how the original show is so NOT comedy. So I checked it out, and sure enough, it was a hilarious spoof on the original, with chibi (small and cute) versions of the characters attending a "real" junior high school in modern Japan (in case you don't know, the original is set in a fictional world) facing problems that have less to do with Titans (although they're still there) and more with mundane, everyday situations (instead of eating his mom, a Titan eats the main character's bento lunch). Even better, the same voice actors from the original show voice their chibi equivalents, and the show retains the solemn next-episode preview narration style to great ironic effect.

Anyway, after I breezed through Junior High, I was like, "oh, wait - didn't I want to watch the rest of the original show, which is supposed to be on Hulu?" So I checked and, sure enough, it was - at least, until the end of Season 4 ("the final season"), Part 2 (at the time I had been watching Season 1, I was aware that the show was still ongoing, but I thought it had already ended since then). And thus, I picked up where I left off, at the start of Season 2. At first, it was enjoyable enough, despite my having to read a Wikipedia article to catch myself up on exactly what was going on, but then something strange started to happen: I couldn't stop watching.

As you may know if you've been reading these posts, I do most of my TV-watching during my morning and afternoon exercise sessions - one hour in the morning and half an hour in the afternoon, enough time for three episodes of your standard anime. Normally, I fill those slots with one or two shows in the morning (not always with anime, sometimes - a lot of times, in fact - with hour-long stuff) and a different one in the afternoon, and I'll rotate each day. So for example, on Wednesday morning I'll watch the new episode of Willow, and then Romantic Killer in the afternoon, and then on Thursday morning it'll be the Japanese sports dramedy Sumo Do, Sumo Don't, followed by Uncle From Another World in the afternoon. Well, at first AoT got placed in the afternoon slot, but then it quickly spread like wildfire to the other slots, eventually becoming All Titan, morning and afternoon, every single day. It even consumed my non-exercise free time, like the day after Christmas when I spent three hours binging twelve episodes in a row (something I almost never do).

I can't quite explain why it's so compelling. I mean, I guess the layers and the nuances and the "what the heck??" moments (which included numerous instances of rewinding and rewatching periods of expository dialogue) start to pile up so much that you just can't help but press the "play next episode" button in an effort to find out what's really happening, only to get even more questions than answers. Seriously, not to give anything away, but it goes way, way beyond the simple revenge tale that it starts out being (I remember late one night, long before I started watching the second season, when, after being woken up by cats, I stumbled upon a Season 4 episode on Adult Swim and thought it was a completely different show).

Does all this mean that Attack on Titan is now my new ichiban (#1) favorite anime of all time? I mean, I don't think I binged twelve episodes in a row of My Hero Academia or Food Wars or K-On! (although I did watch K-On! all the way through more than twice, so there is that). Hard to say. Check back later.

And so anyway, I cannot wait for Part 3 of Season 4, which is supposed to be The End and is scheduled to come out some time this year. In the meantime - manga readers, don't tell me what happens!

Thursday, January 5, 2023

Things I'm Looking Forward To In 2023

In no particular order...

- Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, coming May 12 (okay, maybe this one is in a particular order)
- Season 4, Part 3 of Attack on Titan
- Publishing Joel Suzuki, Volume Seven, the final (?) installment in the series
- The entire MCU slate
- The NFL draft, in which the Seahawks are currently poised (thanks to the Broncos) to pick anywhere from 2nd to 5th overall
- Releasing the Spring Suite of Four-D
- The second half of My Hero Academia, Season 6
- The MLB season. Go M's
- Launching the revamped Second Player Score website and Facebook page
- The Doctor Who 60th anniversary specials
- Season 2 of Spy x Family
- Possibly releasing the entirety of Four-D, including the Summer Suite as well as the card game